“Angels love them some raw flesh.” - Emi
QUIIIITE!
8/3
Scar Stories
Dan says, “You have a better chance of being hit by lightning than being hit by a shark.”
Carina, being a shark, says, “Oops, pardon me, I’m horribly clumsy.”
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Dan says, “If a dog attacks you, and it’s already got your hand, try to stick your hand down its throat.”
Ariel says, “And tear out its heart!”
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Dan says, “If a shark attacks you, go for the gills and eyes.”
Ariel says, “You don’t want to try to stick your hand down a shark’s throat.”
Alec says, “Or punch a dog in the gills.”
Fun in Scar Stories with Chris (8/3)
“Look what I found! A LAZER POINTER!” - Chris
“WHO GAVE HIM THAT!!!?” - Jaye
(Ignoring her) “SO. COOL.” - Chris
“Professors get the best stuff!” (points lazer at screen) “As you can see, this is clearly blue here and here.” - Chris
“THE RETURN OF JOSH THE NOSH!” - Kayla
“If your flowers don’t stop coming on me, I WILL THROW THEM OUT!” - Paris
“Not all of us have semen.” - Maddy
I held that fucking notebook like it was a bastard baby, bringing me only dishonor and shame.
— Ariel
8/3 (by Jaye)
8/3 (by Jaye)
8/3 - by Jaye
Sometimes the best moments of my life have been around fires.
— Dan Wales
